" Sister Carmelita says animals don't have souls" " Of course animals have souls, where did she get that idea?" " She said the Pope says." " The Pope's an old meanie. Animals have much nicer souls than we do. They never tell lies or blow anybody up." " They eat each other." " Well, they have to eat each other; they can't go to Dairy Queen and get a large vanilla cone with sprinkles, can they? " " They could eat grass." " So could we, but we don't. We eat hamburgers. "