" I found myself wishing that Jeeves wasn't always so dashed tactful. I mean, it's all very well to remove yourself like an eel sliding into mud when the employer has a visitor, but there are moments — and it looked to me as if this was going to be one of them —
when the truer tact is to stick round and stand ready to lend a hand in the free-for-all. "

― P.G. Wodehouse