" f a group of guys are hanging around and one guy is doing coke, he’ll say, ‘Take a hit. You’ll feel like a new man.’ He’s right; the problem is that once you feel like a new man, that new man wants a hit so he can feel like a new man. And that goes on and on until the coke runs out, and you’re broke. "

― Rodney Dangerfield , It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs