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" Rincewind picked up a spare paper and read it.

It was headed: Examination for the post of Assistant Night-Soil Operative for the District of W'ung.

He read question one. It required candidates to write a sixteen-line poem on evening mist over the reed beds.
Question two seemed to be about the use of metaphor in some book Rincewind had never heard of.
Then there was a question about music . . .

Rincewind turned the paper over a couple of times. There didn't seem to be any mention, anywhere, of words like 'compost' or 'bucket' or 'wheelbarrow'. But presumably all this produced a better class of person than the Ankh-Morpork system, which asked just one question: 'Got your own shovel, have you? "

Terry Pratchett , Interesting Times (Discworld, #17; Rincewind #5)


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Terry Pratchett quote : Rincewind picked up a spare paper and read it.<br /><br />It was headed: Examination for the post of Assistant Night-Soil Operative for the District of W'ung.<br /><br />He read question one. It required candidates to write a sixteen-line poem on evening mist over the reed beds.<br />Question two seemed to be about the use of metaphor in some book Rincewind had never heard of.<br />Then there was a question about music . . .<br /><br />Rincewind turned the paper over a couple of times. There didn't seem to be any mention, anywhere, of words like 'compost' or 'bucket' or 'wheelbarrow'. But presumably all this produced a better class of person than the Ankh-Morpork system, which asked just one question: 'Got your own shovel, have you?