" There’s a rumble in your tum,
That makes you feel glum,
Diarrhea,
Diarrhea.

There’s a feeling in your rear,
That fills you with fear,
Diarrhea,
Diarrhea.

Then it comes out of your bum,
Like a bullet from a gun,
Diarrhea,
Diarrhea.

Discovered and remastered by Max Tew and Seb Howarth "

― Jane Wilson-Howarth , How to Shit Around the World: The Art of Staying Clean and Healthy While Traveling