" He was wearing a short, electric-blue dress and holding a silver clutch-bag. It was a party dress, really, not what anyone would wear on a Sunday morning to a newsagent’s shop. Least of all a twelve-year-old boy. "

― David Walliams , The World of David Walliams: 4 Books: Billionaire Boy / Gangsta Granny / Mr Stink / The Boy in the Dress