" Oh it’s just my breakfast, Lisa. A couple of bags of Maltesers, a Toblerone, a Bounty, Jelly Tots, some Skips, seven bags of Monster Munch, Raj was doing a special offer on those, a box of Creme Eggs, and a can of Diet Coke. "

― David Walliams , The World of David Walliams: 4 Books: Billionaire Boy / Gangsta Granny / Mr Stink / The Boy in the Dress