" New Rule: You can't bum-rush the president for autographs after he just lectured you for an hour about how you have to grow up. Have some dignity, for Christ's sake. He's your coworker, not Hannah Montana. If you're this crazy about him now, what are you going to do if he turns the country around, ask him to sign your tit? "

― Bill Maher , The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass