" There are probably more of us. If we’re all zombies, then
there’s got to be more. I say we go up to the cemetery and find out.”
“Can we get soda on the way?”
Nothing washes down brains better than a can of Coca Cola and a little shameless product placement. (Hey, the undead do have an image problem.)
“Soda and cemeteries! Soda and cemeteries!” they chanted. “And braaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiins!”
“Hey Bernie, you’re getting pretty good at that.”
“Okay, you try.”
“Braaa—” the zombie belched, ”—aiiinsss.”
Earl heaved the coroner’s body out of the way. They headed off for the cemetery, each trying furiously to perfect their own, unique and personal call for brains like an undead choir, out of tune.
“Braaaaiiiiins!” “Braaiiiiiiiinns!” “Braaaaaaaaaains!” “Bray-uns.”
“That was just awful.” ...Away into the night. "

― Daniel Younger , Zen and the Art of Cannibalism: A Zomedy