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1 " The Democratic Party of the USA would greatly appreciate your cooperation with re-installing Mr & Mrs Pinocchio into the White House. "
― Steven Magee
2 " Twisted and perverse are the ways of the human mind," Jane intoned. " Pinocchio was such a dolt to try to become a real boy. He was much better off with a wooden head. "
3 " Paradox: Pinocchio says “My nose will grow" if it doesn’t he is lying but it didn’t grow and if it does he is telling the truth and it did? "
4 " I don't happen to approve of plastic surgery. I think God put plastic surgeons on this earth for good reasons - people get burned or people might have a nose like Pinocchio and that has to be fixed. But to just chop yourself up to look a few years younger? You could come out looking like a Picasso picture. "
