" Aunt Jettie: " yes, i'm wandering the earth seeking revenge on ben & jerry for giving me the fat a$$ and coronary & I give out love advice to the tragically lonely." jane: " Is that an ironic eternal punishment for the lady who died an eighty-one year old spinster." jettie: " single by choice you twirp." jane: " banshee." jettie: " bloodsucker. "