QUOTE : In a spurt of mischief, Ivan threw in, “We also talk about how the inside of your ass is warm enough to hard-boil an egg.” Ari snorted. “Yeah, I’m not falling for that one again.” “Wait, WHAT?!” Kyou screeched. “In my defense, it was a full moon, I was drunk, and Ivan was very, very convincing.” Ivan cackled. Ari had been drunk. Plastered, in fact. It hadn’t even taken all that much convincing to get Ari to try it. “He left egg in for three hours.” “My ass was so sore the next morning. And getting it out again was hell. I had to go after it with salad spoons—” “TMI. Okay? Way TMI, please stop talking.