" His name was Clarence Atkins. I asked him if he was related to the guy who invented the diet, and, if so, if he knew of any low-carb chocolate donuts that were available nearby. He said that no, he wasn’t related to that Atkins, and that he doubted a low-carb chocolate donut existed, or would ever exist. I told him that if we could put a man on the moon, we could invent a low-carb chocolate donut. He asked if I was okay, and I told him I’d never felt better. He seemed skeptical, but told me his story anyway. First, "

― J.R. Rain , Clean Slate (Jim Knighthorse Book 4)