" He nodded, shrugging. The man had serious issues. I ate the pink donut quickly, nonetheless. As I did, Sherbet watched me curiously, as if I was a monkey in a zoo exhibiting strange behavior. Funny, when I was done, I didn’t feel gay. “Any good?” he asked. “Quite,” I said. “And no gay side effects. At least not yet.” “Maybe I’ll have one.” And "

― J.R. Rain , The Mummy Case (Jim Knighthorse, #2)