" So.” Dave raised his arms. “I am ready to claim my destiny. To be a leader for the nonstraight kinky masses.”
“All hail gay kinky Jesus!” Kamen yelled.
We all chanted for gay kinky Jesus.
Dave raised his arms higher. “I shall lead my people into the light. And then I shall be martyred on the St. Andrew’s cross.”
Gould and I groaned. Dave looked at us. “Too soon?”
Gould shrugged. “Well, no. It’s been like two thousand years. "

― J.A. Rock , Pain Slut (The Subs Club, #2)