QUOTE : Curious? Are you serious?” Her eyes widen. Yup. Definitely annoyed. “You are such a dick!” She drops her voice to a whisper when she says dick and I know it’s because it offends her schoolteacher sensibilities to swear in public. But hearing her whisper it combined with a quick glance around to make sure no one is listening to her, well, that shit is downright erotic.<br /><br /> “Fascinated,” I confirm with a slight nod. “I mean, when you started in with the knock-knock jokes, wow.