" Something I can help you with?” “Nothing. You just remind me of my pinky toe,” he says, and I scrunch my eyebrows at him. “What?” Is this going to be another one of his ass backward colloquialisms? “Sooner or later I’m going to bang you on a table,” he answers with a devilish smirk. "

― K.M. Neuhold , Nailed (Four Bears Construction, #2)