" Expert: Next time someone mentions your coworker Regina’s sexting habit, simply put up your hand and repeat after me: “Imma tell her you said that.” Voilà! You are no longer trusted with gossip. Team-building "

― Sarah Knight , The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck: How to Stop Spending Time You Don't Have with People You Don't Like Doing Things You Don't Want to Do