QUOTE : They all knew who “Alpha Omega” stood for, too. I’d ask every girl who she had a crush on, and she wouldn’t tell me, and she’d ask me who I had a crush on, and I’d say, “Ohhh, haha, well, I call him Alpha Omega.” Then she’d say, “Who is that,” and I’d tell her right away, because I can’t keep my own secrets secret. (Obviously.) It sort of undid the whole point of having a code name in the first place. But your first mistake was thinking that anything I did in high school would ever make sense.