" It occurred to me that maybe it wasn't so much that my father on Earth was like my Father in Heaven, but that my Father in Heaven was like my father on Earth. That maybe if God gave you a test that He thought you could pass, He got really pissed off if you failed—not because you failed, but because He didn't like being wrong. And maybe when God got pissed off, He made his way downstairs to Earth, kicked in the door to your world, and threatened to break your goddamn arms. Or your goddamn heart. Or whatever else he could get His goddamn hands on. "

― Shalom Auslander , Foreskin's Lament