" He tossed a helmet to me and said, “Please, no screaming this time.”
“I’m making no promises Williams’.”
He chuckled. “I’ll probably lose all my hearing.”
“What a shame,” I said. “I think the punishment is just for forcing me on this… this… creature,” I pointed to the bike.
He stuck the helmet on my head to shut me up. "

― Micalea Smeltzer