" The dark side is the calling I embrace,
For’tis the heritage I have receiv’d:
To bring the final Jedi to disgrace.
The Knights of Ren did first give me my place,
And in their care my gifts were first conceiv’d—
The dark side is the calling I embrace.
Luke Skywalker’s last steps my mind shall trace
Until, at last, his capture is achiev’d
To bring the final Jedi to disgrace.
Thus I’ll interrogate this pilot base,
Until the information is retriev’d;
The dark side is the calling I embrace.
And when, at last, Skywalker I outpace,
The dark sides strength by all be perciev’d—
To bring the final Jedi to disgrace.
Thus let the interview proceed apace—
Mine expectation shall not be aggriev’d.
The dark side is the calling I embrace,
To bring the final Jedi to disgrace. "

― Ian Doescher , William Shakespeare's The Force Doth Awaken (William Shakespeare's Star Wars, #7)