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Ian Doescher QUOTES

1 " Indeed, it may most verily be said
That only death and taxes certain are. "

― Ian Doescher , William Shakespeare's The Phantom of Menace (William Shakespeare's Star Wars, #1)

2 " - Be thou not technical with me,/Or else thine input valve may swift receive/a hearty helping of my golden foot. "

― Ian Doescher , William Shakespeare's Star Wars: Verily, A New Hope (William Shakespeare's Star Wars, #4)

3 " -No, I am thy father. "

― Ian Doescher , William Shakespeare's The Empire Striketh Back (William Shakespeare's Star Wars, #5)

4 " Impressive, most impressive, worthy lad,
Thine Obi-Wan hath taught thee well, and thou
Hast master'd all thy fears. Now, go! Release
Thine anger, for thy hate alone can strike
Me down! "

― Ian Doescher , William Shakespeare's The Empire Striketh Back (William Shakespeare's Star Wars, #5)

5 " O Luke, I would not lose thee as I lost
Darth Vader. His betrayal made my life
A bleak and tragic thing. Thy loss unto
The dark would make my death a hellish, cold
Eternity. "

― Ian Doescher

6 " YODA Nay, nay! Try thou not. But do thou or do thou not, For there is no “try. "

― Ian Doescher , William Shakespeare's The Empire Striketh Back (William Shakespeare's Star Wars, #5)

7 " [Luke, holding stormtrooper helmet.] Alas, poor stormtrooper, I knew ye not,/ yet have I taken both uniform and life/ From thee. What manner of a man wert thou?/ A man of inf'nite jest or cruelty?/ A man with helpmate and with children too?/ A man who hath his Empire serv'd with pride?/ A man, perhaps, who wish'd for perfect peace?/ What'er thou wert, goodman, thy pardon grant/ Unto the one who took thy place: e'en me. "

― Ian Doescher , William Shakespeare's Star Wars: Verily, A New Hope (William Shakespeare's Star Wars, #4)

8 " LUKE —But O, what now? What light through yonder flashing sensor breaks? "

― Ian Doescher , William Shakespeare's Star Wars: Verily, A New Hope (William Shakespeare's Star Wars, #4)

9 " What is thy story, rounded round rotund one? "

― Ian Doescher , William Shakespeare's Jedi the Last: Star Wars' Part the Eighth (William Shakespeare's Star Wars, #8)

10 " O help/ Me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, help. Thou art/ Mine only hope.

-Leia Organa "

― Ian Doescher , William Shakespeare's Star Wars: Verily, A New Hope (William Shakespeare's Star Wars, #4)

11 " Incompetence beyond imagining!
O, fie, that I this madness must endure—
A fico for thine errant, bumbling face! "

― Ian Doescher , William Shakespeare's The Force Doth Awaken (William Shakespeare's Star Wars, #7)

12 " What's more--your foresight wise they could not twart:
Negotiations were, indeed, quite short. "

― Ian Doescher , William Shakespeare's The Phantom of Menace (William Shakespeare's Star Wars, #1)

13 " Discover thou shalt/That wherever good is found,/Evil is nearby. "

― Ian Doescher , William Shakespeare's The Empire Striketh Back (William Shakespeare's Star Wars, #5)

14 " A vessel swift of flight," though say'st? Hast thou
Not heard of the Millenn'um Falcon, Sir?

'Tis but the ship that hath the Kessel run
Accomplish'd in twelve parsecs, "

― Ian Doescher

15 " „REY I’d rather not be in thy presence now.
KYLO Yea, also could I say the same to thee.
REY [aside:] How shall I speak to this deshirted man
And hope to focus on the conversation?
[To Kylo:] Say, wherefore didst thou hate thy father kind?
Hast thou no cloak or towel thou canst use?
[Kylo dons his doublet. "

― Ian Doescher , William Shakespeare's Jedi the Last: Star Wars' Part the Eighth (William Shakespeare's Star Wars, #8)

16 " True it is,/ That these are not the droids for which thou search'st.

-Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi "

― Ian Doescher , William Shakespeare's Star Wars: Verily, A New Hope (William Shakespeare's Star Wars, #4)

17 " I pray thee, sir, forgive me for the mess/And whether I shot first, I'll not confess.
- Han Solo "

― Ian Doescher , William Shakespeare's Star Wars: Verily, A New Hope (William Shakespeare's Star Wars, #4)

18 " Thou truly art in jest. Art thou not small/Of stature, if thou art a stormtrooper?

-Leia Organa "

― Ian Doescher , William Shakespeare's Star Wars: Verily, A New Hope (William Shakespeare's Star Wars, #4)

19 " Thou man of scruffy looks, thou who heard’st nerfs, Thou fool-born wimpled roughhewn waste waste of flesh! "

― Ian Doescher , William Shakespeare's The Empire Striketh Back (William Shakespeare's Star Wars, #5)

20 " This golden droid has been a friend, 'tis true,/ And yet I wish to still his prating tongue!/ An imp, he calleth me? I'll be reveng'd,/ And merry pranks aplenty I shall play/ Upon this pompous droid C-3PO!/ Yet not in language shall my pranks be done:/ Around both humans and droids I must/ Be seen to make such errant beeps and squeaks/ That they shall think me simple. Truly, though,/ Although with sounds obilque I speak to them, I clearly see how I shall play my part,/ And how a vast rebellion shall succeed/ by wit and wisdom of a simple droid. [R2-D2] "

― Ian Doescher , William Shakespeare's Star Wars: Verily, A New Hope (William Shakespeare's Star Wars, #4)