" Well,’ says Mr Big Nose, ‘I could use an enthusiastic filing monster like you in my office at Big Nose Books.’ ‘Oh, that would be wonderful,’ says the monster. ‘I always wanted to get into publishing. It starts with P, one of my favourite letters.’ Terry giggles. ‘P,’ he says. "
― Andy Griffiths , The 117-Story Treehouse: Dots, Plots Daring Escapes!