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1 " Laughter is the best medicine. "
― Andy Griffiths , The 117-Story Treehouse: Dots, Plots Daring Escapes!
2 " going to "
― Andy Griffiths , Just Shocking!
3 " ™' (Just Doomed!) David Worthy Category: Character Appears in: Schooling Around series David Worthy is a class captain of 5B at Northwest Southeast Central School (David shares the captaincy with Fiona McBrain). David is very fond of rules and is never happier than when quoting from the school handbook. Appearances Treasure Fever! (2008) Pencil of Doom! (2008) Mascot Madness! (2009) Robot Riot! (2009) The Day My Bum Went Psycho Category: Novel Series: The Bum trilogy Author: Andy Griffiths Illustrator: Terry Denton Publisher: Pan Macmillan Year of publication: 2001 "
― Andy Griffiths , Andypedia
4 " He wondered if he'd be better off staying at the bum shelter with his false bum and forgetting about his real bum. But he couldn't. His bum was trying to take over the world. "
― Andy Griffiths
5 " Stenchgator, the Great Unwiped Bum... was listed in the Bumper Book of Bums as the stinkiest bum in the world. Most bums only registered one or two points on the Rectum scale, but Stenchgator came in at a nose-bruising 9.8 points. "
6 " Lots "
― Andy Griffiths , The 130-Story Treehouse
7 " having "
8 " No detective ever solved a mystery without the help of a hot jam doughnut. "
― Andy Griffiths , The 52-Storey Treehouse
9 " THE 100 PERCENT TOTALLY DANGER-PROOF FUTURE IS AMAZING!’ we shout. Terry runs into the wall again. I jump back into the shark’s mouth. "
― Andy Griffiths , The 65-Storey Treehouse
10 " Zack. The bumcatcher winced as he spoke. ‘Listen to me, Zack,’ he said. ‘Your bum "
― Andy Griffiths , The Day My Butt Went Psycho
11 " crustaceans? "
12 " two guinea pigs, "
― Andy Griffiths , The 39-Storey Treehouse
13 " Stuck! "
― Andy Griffiths , The 91-Storey Treehouse
14 " canary "
― Andy Griffiths , The 13-Storey Treehouse
15 " If life gets tough, what do you have that you can always count on? A Your fingers. ‘But we have to write this book,’ says Terry. "
― Andy Griffiths , The 104-Story Treehouse: Dental Dramas Jokes Galore!
16 " what’s the alternative? We can’t just "
17 " Zack walked across the room to the window, leaned out and peered into the night. "
18 " badder "
― Andy Griffiths , The Bad Book
19 " bearer of good news,’ says Bill, ‘but I’d better be on my way.’ He "
20 " remind "