" You can blame me and be pissed off all you want, but it doesn’t change the fact that you’re going to take a goddamn bath and then you’re going to get in my bed and sleep this fucking day away. You can either do it the easy way and bathe while I’m cleaning up my shoulder, or, I can strip you, put you in the tub, lather you up, and rinse you off. "

― Celia Aaron , Dark Protector