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1 " I'm out of the room in the next instant, like a man wanting breath, after suffocating through the horror of a burrito eating obese man's fart." - Emily Dolt "
2 " Eating a burrito is like eating a living, breathing organism - you can feel the burrito's ingredients sigh inside with each bite, each squeeze. "
― Gustavo Arellano
3 " Life without risks is like a burrito without Tabasco. Bland, but you’ll still fart. "
― Martyn V. Halm , Reprobate: A Katla Novel (Amsterdam Assassin, #1)
4 " Most of us have to spend a lot of energy to learn how to drive a car. Then we have to spend the rest of our lives over-concentrating as we drive and text and eat a burrito and put on makeup. As a result, 30,000 people die every year in a car accident in the U.S. "
