" So, when are you going to ask Dan to meet?”

I stumble over my words. “Uh, I did already, r-remember?”

“Liar. I was not expelled from my mom’s lady parts yesterday, ya know? If you actually had, it would have already happened and you would’ve already told me about it. So? "

― Leah Rae Miller , Romancing the Nerd (Nerd, #2)