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1 " I'm scared of the geese. When I was five, my mom took me down there to feed those horrible beasts and one of them nearly took my hand off. "
― Leah Rae Miller , The Summer I Became a Nerd (Nerd, #1)
2 " Be true to yourself and others will be true to you, too. "
3 " what's the saying? All is donkey balls in love and war?-Dan Garrett "
― Leah Rae Miller
4 " Dude, you know I'm not getting paid for this shit, which is probably against the law. Child labor going on right here in the heartland of America!-Dan Garrett "
5 " No gaming outside of the venue without a sanctioned game master. "
6 " This is Louisiana, we don't have basements because of the water level. "
7 " I can't swallow another drop of soda by this point because the carbonation is burning my throat."Oh really? Well..." I trail off as I feel bubbling at the base of my throat. This is not good.Before I can stop myself, I let out the biggest burp I've ever, ever, ever had. I slap a hand over my mouth and stare at Logan whose eyebrows have reached astronomical heights. "Dude! So not smooth, man! Girls cannot stand rudeness," Dan yells from the back room. "
8 " It's Christmas! You just got your Hogwarts acceptance letter, a copy of Action Comics #1, and a brand new car that runs on water! "
9 " But you can make you happy, my father's voice repeats over and over as I stare at my ceiling.Have I been trying to do that all this time? Has that other part of me been trying to break through because deep down I know I'll never be happy until... Until what? Until I'm able to freely discuss who I think would win in a battle between Darth Vader and Lord Voldemort? (The answear obviously being Lord Voldemort. He'd Avada Kadavra Vader way before Vader could even think about the force choke move.) "
10 " People are going to judge you for all kinds of reasons for the rest of your life. Because you vote one way or the other, because you go to one school or the other, because you look a certain way. It’s a fact of life: you can’t make everyone happy. But you can make you happy "
11 " I'm a geeky badass, and I'm loving it. "
12 " Well, excuse the hell out of me for trying to help. I heard a crash and thought someone was hurt. You could’ve fallen. On a pair of Scissors. Slit your jugular. How was I to know? Next time you’re in need of life saving action, don’t come to me…’Dan, help me, I’ve broken my spleen,’ because you know what I’m going to say? ‘Sorry about the spleen, dude, I have to stay in the back room for all of eternity. "
13 " What has she eaten to be so awake this early, and where can I get some of this magical substance? "
14 " I know I'm just an accessory to him, but what he doesn't realize is he's just a handbag to me, too. "
15 " He's wearing black jeans and an amazingly hot black biker jacket over a white T-shirt.His normally casual bedhead is not perfectly styled bedhead. He also has light blue skin, but his tattoo are understated, just dots in a straight line that go ear from ear, crossing the bridge of his nose. He props himself against the doorway, and my head goes blank."I like the viney things you have going on there."I clear my throat because it has suddenly gone dry."Thanks. You look very..." I trail off because i almost said elf-a-licious "
16 " Do I "really like" him? Is that the right way to put it? I've only known him for the summer technically, but "really like" doesn't seem to encompass it. If you "really like" someone, do they insist on invading your every thought? Does just saying their name make goose bumps rise on your arms? Do you contemplate how many freckles your children will have? "
17 " It’s like my dear old MeeMaw always says, ‘You can’t bullshit a bullshitter. "
18 " . You can’t spend your life being afraid of what other people think "
19 " Are you sure? I know you’re all grown up, but you’re still only seventeen. There are a lot of fish in the sea,” he says as we pull into the driveway.“I know, but I really like this fish. "
20 " It was fine.” I’m getting real tired of that word. It’s a nothing word, and when people say it, it never really means what it’s supposed to. "
