" We’re about to attack a fearsome creature who has ruined Carabas and is responsible for the sudden outpouring of cooperation found in the goblins, and the placement of the candy cottage witch, and your foremost concern is that he keeps his drawers on?” Gabrielle hissed. “You haven’t seen a naked ogre, or you wouldn’t be judging me for my worry. "

― K.M. Shea , Puss in Boots (Timeless Fairy Tales, #6)