QUOTE : my cell phone rang. Alyssa.<br /><br />“I’m busy,” I answered.<br /><br />“Then why did you pick up the phone?”<br /><br />“Because the sound of my voice makes you wet.”<br /><br />“Funny.” She laughed. “How’s your morning?”<br /><br />“Typical. My secretary just came onto me for the third time this month.”<br /><br />“She sent you another ‘You and me belong together’ note with chocolates?”<br /><br />“No, she offered to suck my dick.”<br /><br />“What?” She gasped. ”You’re kidding!”<br /><br />“Unfortunately not. After that, she told me she was willing to give me her virginity. Needless to say, I’ll be posting a replacement ad pretty soon. Anyone from your office want to work for a better firm? I’ll double the salary.”<br /><br />“How do you know that my firm isn’t better than yours?”<br /><br />“Because you call and ask me for advice on cases all the time—silly cases at that. If your firm was better, you’d never have to ask.