QUOTE : The field appears.<br />It’s filled with dirty giants.<br />Grunting, shouting, dirty giants, tossing around an oblong ball that kind of looks like a football but isn’t.<br />… I have zero clue what’s happening on the field, transfixed as a mass of players begins piling up when one goes down, climbing over each other, elbows and knees flying.<br />Faces get smashed.<br />Mud everywhere.<br />One guy’s nose begins to profusely bleed as he steps away from the pack, and for the love of all that is holy, what the hell is going on?<br />I’d compare the sight to a cross between the Scottish Highland games and an actual brawl—it’s not a fight but it looks like one?<br />I’m so confused.