QUOTE : This is my safe place.”<br />Her safe place? I don’t even know what that means. “What the heck does that mean?”<br />It means I came over here because I wanted company and I know I don’t have to worry about you hitting on me because we’re just friends.”<br />Well fuck.<br />Friend-zoned?<br />I already decided to friend-zone her – where does she get the audacity to friend-zone <i>me</i>? Doesn’t she realize the pecking order here? It starts with me. Me, at the top, hen-pecking away and deciding who gets what.<br /><i>I</i> do the zoning in my relationships. Me.<br /><i>Not her</i>.