QUOTE : Oz: No, no man, I understood you perfectly the first time, and mad props, bro. It’s been forever since you’ve gotten laid—am I right, or am I right? HIGH FIVE. Me: You are no help at all. Oz: Moving along—was it a fuckfest, or just so you could get the lead out? Me: Fuckfest. Oz: See? Aren’t you glad you’re not living with a dude? How awkward would that have been this morning? Am I right or am I right?! Me: Why do I bother talking to you? Oz: Because I give good advice. Me: No you don’t—but your girlfriend does. Oz: Yeah, that too. Oz: I have to give you mad props—you put your hot dog in Coach’s daughter’s bun.