" watch helplessly as Olivia completes her dominion in Settlers of Catan. She gave me a free choice of games in an attempt to level the playing field—UNO was a complete disaster—and then still kicked my ass. This is supposed to be my specialty too. I beat Carlos in like twenty-five minutes when we played. Granted, he thought it was called Settlers of Canada even after the game was over and questioned the inclusion of deserts, but still. "

― Chandler Baker , Hello (from Here)