QUOTE : A drunken party girl and her equally drunken escort got onto the elevator at that moment. The girl spotted Drake and lurched toward him, an inviting smile on her face as she thrust her barely concealed breasts at him. “Hello, handsome. Would you hold me against you if I told you it was beautiful?”<br /><br />I pushed myself between her and Drake. “He’s very handsome, isn’t he? And verytaken.”<br /><br />“Fat bitch,” she snapped, sulking for a moment until she spotted Pál. Her companion slouched against the wall of the elevator, too far gone to care, I guess.<br /><br />The door opened at our floor and we exited, leaving the drunken woman to pout as Pál avoided her grasp. I stopped just outside the door, pulled on Drake’s fire, and set alight a ring at her feet. She shrieked and flapped her arms wildly as the doors started to close. I drew a quick ward on them, and before the outer doors blocked my way, mentally stamped out the fire. I turned to find Drake watching me with crossed arms and a cocked eyebrow.<br /><br />“What?” I asked, trying unsuccessfully to bat my eyelashes at him.<br /><br />“You locked them in there with fire?”<br /><br />“There was a fire extinguisher,” I said. “Of course, she’s probably too drunk to notice it or know how to use it, but that’s hardly my problem.”<br /><br />Drake continued to give me the Eyebrow of Much Displeasure.<br /><br />“There were sprinklers as well. They’re sure to go off at some point…oh, for heaven’s sake, Drake! What sort of person do you take me for? I put out the fire just before the doors closed, OK? I just wanted to scare her a little. I may be a demon lord, but I’m not ademon lord! I wouldn’t barbecue a person just because she called me fat.”<br /><br />“Hey, Ash, you know that you’re getting fa—”<br /><br />“You are not a person,” I told Jim. “If you don’t want me to singe off a few whiskers, you’ll pipe down.”<br /><br />“Yeesh!