QUOTE : One second, my duck is finishing off the last of the crackers and the next, she pops a squat, bears down and… “Quack!” Lafe’s mouth drops open. “Did she just…” Penn blinks. “Lay an egg on the counter? Yup.” Yeah… my duck kind of lays eggs when she’s feeling territorial. It’s her way of breaking in the nest, so to speak. The guys just stare at it. Awkward. My duck looks down at her impressively-sized egg and nods once in satisfaction. She gives her mates a look, quacking reproachfully like, “Here assholes, I laid you an egg. Leave that there so bitches know you’re taken,” kind of thing.