QUOTE : Damn it, don’t you have any decent music in this house?<br /><br />Be right back, I’m getting my iPod out of my truck.”<br /><br />“I keep a loaded shotgun under this couch, Toby, and I’m<br /><br />bringing it out if I hear Michael Bolton. And this isn’t a house. It’s a<br /><br />small tin can.”<br /><br />Toby grumbled. “Why the hate, dude? That man’s voice is<br /><br />beautiful. I’m telling you, if he showed up at my door singing a ballad,<br /><br />I’d give him anything he wanted without blinking an eye. My social<br /><br />security number, where I keep the hidden house key, the secret ending<br /><br />to The Crying Game, anything.”<br /><br />“If I pretend to be deaf, will it get me out of a continued<br /><br />discussion about whiny singers? And does my sister know about this<br /><br />sick obsession of yours? ’Cause I imagine the best thing about your<br /><br />taste in music is all the money you save on buying condoms.”<br /><br />“Fine. But I don’t want to hear your head-banging crap, so no<br /><br />music.