" The next twelve hours in the Stiff were decidedly less than pleasant. After several heated rounds of the License Plate Game, Pip decided to invent the Flick Ferbus in the Ear Game, which soon became the Ferbus Yells So Loud He Bursts Eardrums Game. Elysia yelled at him for yelling at Pip, causing Pandora to yell at everyone. “Shut the hell up or I’ll wrap this car right around a tree, and don’t you think for a second that I won’t!”
“But he’s flicking me!” said Ferbus.
Uncle Mort turned around in his seat. “Are we in preschool, Ferb? Is he breathing on you, too?”
“Actually, he is. And he still won’t give me credit for spotting the Alaska plate first.”
“Because you didn’t spot the Alaska plate first,” said Pip.
“PIP, I SWEAR ON ALL THAT IS HOLY I WILL POP YOUR EYEBALLS OUT OF YOUR HEAD AND EAT THEM WITH A SIDE OF YOUR LEFT—”
“Enough!” Uncle Mort yelled. "

― Gina Damico , Rogue (Croak, #3)