" I find I can get mundane jobs done pretty quickly when I’m in a mood. I often wash up pots if I’ve had an argument with Suzanne, and I do a thorough job in good time and then by the time I’ve finished I’ve calmed down. Actually, I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a link between the rise in divorce rates and the introduction of the dishwasher. "

― Karl Pilkington , The Moaning of Life: The Worldly Wisdom of Karl Pilkington