" Research shows that arranged marriages last longer, and I wonder if it’s down to the fact that it’s other people putting you together, like when a family member buys you a gift it’s not easy to throw it away, as there’s a chance they’ll come to visit and ask where it is and get upset when you say you’ve binned it. "

― Karl Pilkington , The Moaning of Life: The Worldly Wisdom of Karl Pilkington