" So what happened back there?” Tink asked as they jogged down the lane. “Nothing.” “What do you mean, nothing?” Tink sounded disappointed. “No spanking?” “No. No spanking.” “So when you’re twelve you can be a stinker and not get whomped?” “It’s complicated,” Janner said, "

― Andrew Peterson , On the Edge of the Dark Sea of Darkness (The Wingfeather Saga, #1)