" You do understand that your life isn't normal, right?'
'Barrel was texting and he stepped off the curb without looking,' I said.
'But you were here,' Morelli said. 'How does it happen that you're always in the precise spot when disaster strikes? Your car's been blown up how many times? And it's never your fault. Remember when you fell off a fire escape into dog diarrhea? And the time you dated a serial killer?'
'I liked that serial killer,' Lula said. 'He could make a damn good pork chop. "
― Janet Evanovich , Notorious Nineteen (Stephanie Plum, #19)