" He was afraid she might guess who it was from, and if she did, she’d probably throw it in the Buckman River without opening it. So he didn’t even put her name on it, just a little folded piece of paper under the ribbon that read, “From a secret admirer,” so she’d be sure to open it. He no more admired Caroline than he admired stinkweed. When she saw the underpants, though, with another note—“Since you liked them so much, you can have them”—she’d know Wally was no admirer. "

― Phyllis Reynolds Naylor , The Girls' Revenge (Boy/Girl Battle, #4)