" Who are you?” I say. “Sawney Bean.” I shake him a couple of times. “Sawney Bean? He died three hundred years ago and a million miles away. Try again, Porky.” He laughs and grabs my arms. “I’m Sawney and I’ll eat your guts for lunch.” “Naming yourself after a dead cannibal might scare some people, but you’re just a clown to me. Now tell me again why I shouldn’t drop you out a window? "
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