QUOTE : Socrates: So even our walks are dangerous here. But you seem to have avoided the most dangerous thing of all.<br /><br />Bertha: What's that?<br /><br />Socrates: Philosophy.<br /> <br />Bertha: Oh, we have philosophers here. <br /><br />Socrates: Where are they?<br /><br />Bertha: In the philosophy department.<br /><br />Socrates: Philosophy is not department. <br /><br />Bertha: Well, we have philosophers.<br /><br />Socrates: Are they dangerous?<br /><br />Bertha: Of course not.<br /><br />Socrates: Then they are not true philosophers.