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" Valkyrie wheezed, and sat up. “It tried to eat my head.” “Yes, I saw that.” “It literally had my head in its mouth.” “What was that like?” “Smelly. Wet. Horrible. Exactly what you’d expect if a Yeti tried to eat your head. My freak mask saved me.” He helped her to her feet. “You handled yourself admirably.” “You think so?” “Your constant screaming definitely made it hesitate.” “Yeah, it’s a new tactic I’m trying out. Pants-wetting fear. Do you think its mate heard me?” “I wouldn’t say so. The wind carried your screaming in the opposite direction. But we should probably get moving before it comes back. I’d imagine it would be quite irate.” “If you threw me off a mountain, I’d be irate, too. "

Derek Landy , Kingdom of the Wicked (Skulduggery Pleasant, #7)


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Derek Landy quote : Valkyrie wheezed, and sat up. “It tried to eat my head.” “Yes, I saw that.” “It literally had my head in its mouth.” “What was that like?” “Smelly. Wet. Horrible. Exactly what you’d expect if a Yeti tried to eat your head. My freak mask saved me.” He helped her to her feet. “You handled yourself admirably.” “You think so?” “Your constant screaming definitely made it hesitate.” “Yeah, it’s a new tactic I’m trying out. Pants-wetting fear. Do you think its mate heard me?” “I wouldn’t say so. The wind carried your screaming in the opposite direction. But we should probably get moving before it comes back. I’d imagine it would be quite irate.” “If you threw me off a mountain, I’d be irate, too.