" Golf, like measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious. "

― P.G. Wodehouse , Complete Works of P. G. Wodehouse "English Author and Humorist"! 34 Complete Works (Damsel in Distress, Adventures of Sally, Mike, Psmith Journalist, My Man Jeeves, Head of Kay's, Swoop) (Annotated)