" So what’s going on in there? Anything interesting?” Root tried to answer, but his soldier’s vocabulary just didn’t have the superlatives. “What? What is it?” The commander made an attempt. “It’s…the human…I’ve never…Oh, forget it, Foaly. You’re going to have to see this for yourself. "

― Eoin Colfer , Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl, #1)