" His growl deepens. “Didn’t your parents ever teach you not to haggle over the cost of a gift?”

“No,” I respond breathlessly, my heart racing. “They dumped me on the front steps of a church just after I was born.”

Utter silence.

Then he says, “You ever shove your foot so deep into your mouth that you can just about feel your toes tickle your prostate? "

― Kati Wilde , Three Nights Before Christmas: A Holiday Romance Collection